47 Thoughts You Have At University

1. Do you think anyone will notice if I just leave?

2. Did I hand in my assignment?

3. Do I really need to go to that lecture?

4. Holy Sh***, everyone actually knows what they're doing

5. I should not have gone out last night

6. I have forgotten everything I learnt at the beginning of this semester

7. Thank God we have a mid semester break

8. I definitely did not prepare enough for this presentation 

9. I swear I am only failing because my tutor hates me

10. Please do not approach me and ask for me to join your social club

11. I cannot believe one of my team members gave me a bad peer review 

12. No, I do not want to join your peer support group

13. Yes, of course I participate in my tutorials

13. Can that person just put their f****** hand down 

14. The only point in going to this tutorial, is to get my name marked off.

15. Will that person just shut up and let someone else speak

16. I cannot believe that person just left,  leaving us to do all of the work

17. Thank f***, I made it through exams

18. Maybe I should have deferred

19. I am the only person that does anything in this group assignment

20. Srsly... a tutorial at 8am. 

21. They won't know if I actually read the reading

22. I can't do this anymore

23.  It is only by pure luck I finished that exam

24. Do you think they'll actually check my sources?

25. I wonder if there is a vending machine around?

26. There is actually a semi decent person in this tutorial

27. I'm tired

28. All my group wants to do is what they want to do and do not listen to me at all

29. I'm not procrastinating

30. I'll finish this essay off tomorrow

31. I don't know if I even like university

  

32. I just don't care anymore, I just want to pass

33. Can everyone stop asking me what I want to do when I graduate

34. I have no idea what I am doing

35. At least I'm not the only one that failed the exam

36. I can't understand anything they are saying

37. Sh**, they definitely saw me looking at their exam paper

38. So what if I used a thesaurus 

39. Who sets these exam times?

40. I actually passed

41. I cannot wait until this is all over

42. I don't understand anything

43. No, I cannot go out with you tonight I have to study

44. They didn't say that this would be in the exam 

45. Please don't ask me about what we're talking about

46. Yes, I am coping fine

47. Do I really need to know all of this?